This is basically what the rough draft of most of my reviews looks like. 


AKIRA

With a main character named Canada, what could go wrong?

The best line in this movie, "Skirt chasers will try anything these days... You'll help anyone so long as it's a girl..."


So.. so... BAD!! Hahaha, seems like I've hit a bad streak here. I seem to only be able to find crap! 
This movie was nothing like I expected it to be. Boo. Yup, two thumbs down. But hey, at least it wasn't 
as bad as Unlimited Blade Works. And I guess I have to give it a little extra because it's old - like I always do. 
So instead of a 2, it's a 2.5. Yay!


It seemed to be a rushed 2 hour long movie. Now how's that happen?


I hear argument that it's supposed to be symbolic. But then why did they put it in such a complex way, that most likely, the only people who would understand, are part of the choir? Maybe it was meant to say, "We cannot control all the power we desire," "We shouldn't try to kill our friends," "Don't get your girlfriend involved in supernatural activity," or maybe it was just symbolic for the movie sucked and that we shouldn't have watched it? I don't know. It's anybody's guess really.
Anyway, the end almost dipped into decent, but it was too little too late.


And as always, whether you watch it or not is up to you. 
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